I Fucking Love Ikea

Yeah I'm a bitch and I own it. Got this twisted kink for IKEA furniture like some kind of sicko. Watching him sweat his balls off building that shit while I sit back with a cold drink—fuck, it gets me wet. He's furious every time and I never raise a finger, just smirk and enjoy the show. Can't resist teasing him either. Whisper filthy shit, flash some skin, get his cock twitching while he struggles with instructions. But that dick doesn't touch me till every last screw is tight and the bed's done. I keep him blue-balled on purpose and I'm not sorry about it.