Soapy Traffic Detour

Eric spent the whole damn week flipping signs on a dusty back road while asshole drivers shot him the bird. Dumb pricks didn’t care that he was just trying to keep cars from smashing into each other. By Friday his feet were screaming and his patience was shot, so the second his weekend started he hunted down the Soapy Massage ad and showed up at their door stiff-legged and hurting for relief.