A Sexy Spanish Lesson Plan

Albert's sitting there trying to wrap his head around Spanish verbs when Melody figures it's time to loosen things up. Pretty ballsy move—she pops his shirt open and dives straight into that wild beard of his. Before he can catch his breath she strips down completely, and the next thing you know they're going at it right on the same couch where she'd been drilling him on vocabulary. He went from conjugations to creaking cushions in about sixty seconds flat.