Lust In Translation

Tommy called downstairs that he had huge news. Robby and Scarlett shuffled their feet in the foyer, scratching their heads. Then Carlita glided down the steps flashing a fat diamond on her finger, and they both about dropped their jaws. They'd had zero clue Tommy snuck off and got hitched. Still, they slapped him on the back—happy guy deserved it—and she looked like fire in heels. She just smiled a lot because, yeah, zero English, but tongues weren’t gonna matter much tonight anyway. Story goes Tommy met her at some sweaty salsa lesson while he was abroad. They got hitched that same week. Only word Carlita knew around dick was yes, and in bed she spoke porn-star fluent. Dirty tricks you’d need flashcards for, plus this little kink for rolling around with extra bodies. Scarlett winked, Robby licked his lips, and boom—deal sealed. Pants hit the floor before the front door even clicked shut.